- Why'd they pick an actor with such a wussy voice for Lincoln?
- And hasn't the Lincoln story been told to death in cinema?
- And do they really expect me to believe that the writers in Hollywood will be telling an objective, historically-accurate story? (history is just like science: it can be bent and warped and mangled depending on who it's being taught by)
- And biggest question: where are the vampires?
Showing posts with label Science. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Science. Show all posts
Thursday, November 8, 2012
'Lincoln' movie - Looks stupid to me
I've given up on Spielberg - he hasn't made a decent film in decades, and I doubt Lincoln will be much better.
"Super Earths" - and why aren't we there yet?
Stories like this one about the potential of other earth-like planets really has me wondering why we aren't there already. This is the type of thing that scientists should be concentrating, not with nonsensical speculations about apes turning into men and other valueless recreations. If anyone believes that "science has all the answers" (which it doesn't.... It has some good answers, and a lot of BAD one's too, like asbestos, chemical warfare, killer pharma, nuclear waste and fallout, etc) should realize that space exploration is THE thing to be focusing on. Not stupidity about fish turning into lizards, but rather, how the heck do we get working warp engines.
If you go to a bookstore, instead of seeing shelves filled with goofballs speculating about stupid things like evolution, there should be TOMES of books about space travel, star ships, and warp engines (the stuff of Star Trek should be the stuff of reality by now.) There's nothing I hate more than going to a science website or magazine and reading pages about neanderthal nonsense. For crying out loud, get us into space first, and then speculate your silly caveman ideas!
If I was a scientist, that would be my focus and path. As it stands, I nearly failed every science class I took because, while I like the ideas, I hate the actual study. Go figure.
Space exploration should be THE prime focus of all science, followed closely by the science of making the environment safer, followed then by the science of making food and water safer and cleaner. But I don't hear nearly enough about these subjects, and instead it's just scientific monkey business.
If you go to a bookstore, instead of seeing shelves filled with goofballs speculating about stupid things like evolution, there should be TOMES of books about space travel, star ships, and warp engines (the stuff of Star Trek should be the stuff of reality by now.) There's nothing I hate more than going to a science website or magazine and reading pages about neanderthal nonsense. For crying out loud, get us into space first, and then speculate your silly caveman ideas!
If I was a scientist, that would be my focus and path. As it stands, I nearly failed every science class I took because, while I like the ideas, I hate the actual study. Go figure.
Space exploration should be THE prime focus of all science, followed closely by the science of making the environment safer, followed then by the science of making food and water safer and cleaner. But I don't hear nearly enough about these subjects, and instead it's just scientific monkey business.
Sunday, May 13, 2012
Squinty Whistles Alive!
Attention! Former mountain man/raccoon hunter/blogger and cornbread enthusiast Squinty Whistles has been found frozen, yet perfectly preserved, in a frozen pond in Manitoba. Trapped beneath the ice in a state of perfect hybernation, scientists predict that he can be thawed and resusitated. When asked about the frozen block of solid ice that has contained Squinty for over 100 years, they have speculated that "he should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is."Scientists are baffled at why Squinty was found frozen near Nueltin Lake, or why, for that matter, he was preserved in a suit and bow-tie. But scientists are convinced that this is the real Squinty Whistles, as preserved next to him was a small stack of raccoon pelts and a sizable portion of cornmeal.
Having been frozen for such a long time, if indeed he can be revived, he will take some time to re-acclimate himself with the 21st century, including pop culture references, but scientists are convinced that, once thawed, he will be a valuable addition to the blogging community, offering valuable insights into wilderness survival, outdoorsy crafts and skills, edible and medicinal wild plants, raccoon hunting, and numerous uses for cornmeal. Stay tuned!
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