(the semi-deceased) Squinty Whistles Journal

went to corncake summit in colorado made corncake for competition that i was sure would win. i used gin. i lost. got angry and hunted some raccoons. shot about fifty. sales guy in the hills sold me a raccoon trap. said take my time take a little extra time with no obligations. said i was a jet-setter. not sure what a jet is or where i should set it. slept outside. drank a gallon of rain water and ate some raccoon jerky.